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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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