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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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