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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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