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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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