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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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