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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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