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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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