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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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