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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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