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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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