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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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