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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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