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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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