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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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