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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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