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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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