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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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