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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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