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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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