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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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