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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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