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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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