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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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