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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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