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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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