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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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