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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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