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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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