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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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