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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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