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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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