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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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