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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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