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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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