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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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