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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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