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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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