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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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