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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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