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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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