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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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