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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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