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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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