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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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