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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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