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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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