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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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