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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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