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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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