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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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