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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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