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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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