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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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