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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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