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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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