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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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