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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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