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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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